5-Star Asshole

Someone who is a reprehensible and exceptionally heinous jerk.

Let me show you that I too can be a superlative 5-Star Asshole!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

Family Force 5

Often abbreviated FF5.

Genres- Pop, rock, hip hop, metal, punk, glam, funk, electronica (self described as "crunk rock").

Family Force 5 is comprised of five members, Solomon "Soul Glow Activator" Olds (vocals, guitar), Jacob "Crouton" Olds (drums, vocals), Joshua "Phatty" Olds (bass, vocals), Nathan "Nadaddy" Currin (keyboards, turntables) and Derek "Chap Stique" Mount (guitar). Originally from Georgia, USA.

Family Force 5 is often thought of as contemporary Christian music, because the band members are professed Christians, and because Solomon, Jacob and Joshua Olds are sons of Jerome Olds.

Have you heard the song Kountry Gentlemen by Family Force 5?

Yeah, it's awesome!

by JayCee. August 30, 2006

5/19/13

A date which has begun appearing at random places across the globe. It's current meaning is unclear, but many theories have surfaced. Most popular involve the Illuminati and Apocalypse.

5/19/13

Expect Us...

by hornet011 August 02, 2010

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 20, 2012

5/8ths

The smallest dick was 5/8ths of an inch. This is said to make fun of a guy for having a small penis or to tell him that he has no chance with girls.

5/8ths!

by ohlifex August 13, 2010

5 december

✨sinterklaas✨

its 5 december sinterklaas is going to give us presents

by uglywh0re__ December 05, 2020

5 Hour Energy

Hotel shampoo relabeled as an energy supplement.

"5 Hour Energy smells and tastes like shampoo, so I decided to use it on my hair. My hair has never had more sheen and bounce."

by ruste May 24, 2012