Old mans wang

the medical term also known as Impotence

Jeremy Braun tried viagra to cure his old mans wang

by mike January 6, 2004

Old farts matter

Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face

Old farts matter

by Kingofdick June 9, 2020

old school taimuri

The ancient art of washing ones rear end in the sink of an acquaintance.

Alex went to the washroom and did it old school taimuri

by Manthatwashilarious January 29, 2018

The Old 9/11

2 handjobs spaced 17 minutes apart. Partial credit if she wears a burka. Full credit if you yell out 'Allah Akbar' when hitting the stride.

''It's September the 11th Maddie, you know what that means. Time for the old 9/11''

by Bradulf Pittler November 10, 2014

A grip of old people

A group of old people, usually in packs of 3 to 4.

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”

by Scoobdaddy February 8, 2020

do an Old Yeller

To kill a domestic animal for any reason (exposure to rabies, untreatable illness, boredom, etc.)

It pained the family to see the veterinarian do an Old Yeller on their twelve-year-old Labrador, but they knew that its time had come.

by Radicality February 9, 2010

Old Spice Guy

Also known as 'The Man Your Man Could Smell Like' and played by Isaiah Mustafa, this legendary figure of man was first featured on an Old Spice commercial in February of 2010 that was a huge hit. He was later featured in more Old Spice commercials, but during the days of July 13 and July 14, 2010, the Old Spice Man was taking questions on websites like Digg, Reddit, Twitter, and Facebook, and those who were deemed worthy by his supreme manliness were given a less than a minute answer in a humorous video that was posted on Youtube. For those two days, he dominated the Internet, and continues to on this day, July 15, until probably forever. He enjoys swan diving, monocle smiling, silver fish handcatching, taming whales, being handsome, flattering the ladies, and doing the impossible.

Swan Dive!

I wish I was as handsome as the Old Spice Guy.

Hello ladies.

How are you-fantastic.

You're on a boat with the Man Your Man Could Smell like.

by jflsajfdlkadsf July 15, 2010