marloes de grappenuitlegger

A person from a mememaker called kakhiel, he explains every meme. Really stupid. Everyone loves him because we fell so sorry for him. He has a really cool personality and i can tell him everything, a true friend.

someone: huh i dont get this really funny meme..
R & T: Maybe marloes de grappenuitlegger can explain it?!

by LOI_LOVER February 19, 2021

de-friend remorse

When you delete a girl from facebook because she's being a huge bitch, then regret your decision because you can no longer facebook stalk her to find out who the new guy she's banging is.

a. "hey, sorry about that fight the other day. Friends?"

b. "sure."

a. "i have de-friend remorse. Can i add u back on fb?"

b. "no."

a. "you're banging dave aren't you. Whore."

by sike moda November 16, 2009

Car de pillar

A special kind of person who likes to chew pills.

Guy 1: I have a Ford
Guy 2: Do you? I have a toyota.
Guy 1: aren't those pretty cheap?
Guy 2: It aint a car de pillar tho.

by Firelizardzucc December 7, 2018

8 de janeiro

8 de janeiro is January 8th in Portuguese, and the thing is that who’s born in this day is the most beautiful person in the universe, literally. They are Capricorn goddess that came to earth just to make everyone fall in love with them and after they say “oh i need to go to work, see you never again xoxo”, but ok because they can literally say anything that the hole world will continue to admire them (that includes me ofc). It’s impossible not to love one of these amazing people.

“ you were born on the day 8 de janeiro like júlia”

by isvenushere January 3, 2021

Hoop-de-doo

An excited rant caused by petty annoyances.

Bill: "dammit, oh my god this is so stupid, god damn it."

John: "What the hell are you Hoop-de-doo'ing about?"

by Twatkins April 4, 2009

droit de seigneur

An archaic law that guarenteed the ruler of a particular place (a king, a lord, a baron ect.) first night privileges with any bride in his domain on her wedding night. Out of use today.

Also known by the Latin name "Prima Nocta"

Word Origin: French. Literally means "Right of the master"

In the movie "Braveheart", William and Murron marry in secret to avoid Murron being forced to sleep with the King because of the droit de seigneur.

In the tv show "The Office" Michael says he is instituting "Prima Nocta" to ensure that everyone dresses properly for Phyllis' wedding. He later admits he misconstrued the meaning of the phrase.

by OperaFan921 April 18, 2011

estas de pinga

A spanish saying made by cubans, usually meaning, "bitch you got me fucked up."

"Mija, tu estas de pinga."

by kayluuuh June 23, 2017