WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.
HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?
UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?
ANSWER:FALCOR.
AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.
UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?
ANSWER:FALCOR.
AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.
by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 7, 2009
Get the NERD SLAPmug. A trend that is inherently nerdy. A nerd-trend occurs when a lead nerd decides on a new nerd activity to partake in such as online chess or scrabble. Once the activity is celebrated by the lead nerd and fellow lead nerds, sheep nerds with invariably begin to participate, leading to a nerd-rush of activity, and an eventual nerd-movement toward the next activity the lead nerd decides upon.
nerd-trends have become even more mainstream as a result of the internet and online games. Facebook applications are also at fault for many nerd-trends that have resulted in the last 5 or so years.
nerd-trends have become even more mainstream as a result of the internet and online games. Facebook applications are also at fault for many nerd-trends that have resulted in the last 5 or so years.
Marianna: Jonathan, I found this great Facebook app for online scrabble!
Jonathan: Oh goody, let's have a scrabble marathon. Best out of 7 wins!
Marianna: actually, lets look up chuck Norris jokes!
Jonathan: No way Marianna, chuck Norris jokes are an old nerd-trend.
Jonathan: Oh goody, let's have a scrabble marathon. Best out of 7 wins!
Marianna: actually, lets look up chuck Norris jokes!
Jonathan: No way Marianna, chuck Norris jokes are an old nerd-trend.
by megachiller October 14, 2010
Get the nerd-trendmug. 1.) When someone believes him- or herself to be cool, but in actuality he or she is a nerd.
2.) Someone who is so uncool that they are somehow cool.
3.) Being able to be oneself and deviating from the norm without justification or apology, but being able to pull it off.
2.) Someone who is so uncool that they are somehow cool.
3.) Being able to be oneself and deviating from the norm without justification or apology, but being able to pull it off.
1.) Joslyn fancies herself to be all that and a bag of Doritos, but she's such a nerd! She has nerd swag!
2.) It's not that Elijah is a total nerd. He just really knows how to rock that nerd swag.
3.) Joslyn had to call Elijah to tell him about this great new show she watched called Charles in Charge, and when she called him he was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on VHS. They have nerd swag.
2.) It's not that Elijah is a total nerd. He just really knows how to rock that nerd swag.
3.) Joslyn had to call Elijah to tell him about this great new show she watched called Charles in Charge, and when she called him he was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on VHS. They have nerd swag.
by Joslyn GothicGenie Corvis May 3, 2013
Get the Nerd Swagmug. When you go from doing other stuff to doing nerd things for about a week to a month; such as jailbreaking your iPod Touch, or Youtubing videos on help on how to do something with your device. After you lose interest, you go back to the same old normal stuff you do.
Mark: Dude, you should come chill with us.
Tim: Nah, I think I'm gonna jailbreak my iPod Touch this week.
Jeff: He's on his nerd phase.
Tim: Nah, I think I'm gonna jailbreak my iPod Touch this week.
Jeff: He's on his nerd phase.
by cheeeezystix May 15, 2010
Get the nerd phasemug. A Greek guy that spends his whole work day talking about computers with his coworkers and they pretend like they're interested.
Tom: "George keeps coming over talking to me about the computer he's building...WTF!"
Paolo: "again? you serious?"
Tom: "ya that's like the 100th time this week and its only Wednesday"
Paolo: "George is a greek nerd now. Next he'll be telling you about USB sticks"
Paolo: "again? you serious?"
Tom: "ya that's like the 100th time this week and its only Wednesday"
Paolo: "George is a greek nerd now. Next he'll be telling you about USB sticks"
by Greek Hernia August 21, 2011
Get the GREEK NERDmug. Dude: Nice computer, pretty tricked out
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax
by TedDeadMan July 5, 2010
Get the Nerd Taxmug. A group of 5-20 nerds who congregate in public areas and are very loud. They listen to music at unnecessarily loud volumes, are usually Narutards, always want to horn in on games of magic cards, invite themselves into conversations or the viewing of movies, and need to die in flames.
"Do you want to hang out in the lounge at the SRC?"
"Nah, the loud nerds are listening to Disturbed and watching Naruto."
"Nah, the loud nerds are listening to Disturbed and watching Naruto."
by PJMP January 5, 2009
Get the Loud Nerdsmug.