Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

Your mum

A good use word in a roast to defeat them

Your mum

Crowd ohhhh

by Miner mc March 5, 2018

Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

Ur MUM

it is ur mum being gay. no caparoo

ur mum gay

by gvyb5frchnijmk May 10, 2019

Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)

Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show

by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015

ya mum

a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum

by anonymous4353785 March 6, 2009

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014