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Backdoor Misty

When you are hitting it from behind, and she gives you a little Backdoor Misty
by Esotric November 5, 2023
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kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.
Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.
by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023
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Pissty Misty

The eratic flow of urine out of a cum clogged penis head.
Person 1: Why did you piss all over the bathroom?
Person 2: I'm sorry i was dealing with pissty misty from our adventures earlier.
by anonymous February 3, 2024
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Michigan mitten

The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass
Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?
by Datguyocolor February 24, 2024
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Sid Mitten

a man who is sexy on the next level. when you see this man you will literally feel your body combust all over.
god youre so sid mitten right now.
by GanjGoblin November 29, 2024
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Gurgle Mitt

A term describing an exceptionally wet vagina that creates a distinct, audible "gurgling" or "squelching" suction sound during intercourse. The "mitt" refers to the tight, enveloping sensation (like a glove), while the "gurgle" captures the sound of air and natural lubrication being displaced as the penis slides in and out. Often compared to the sound of stirring a fresh pot of macaroni and cheese.
“I knew it was going to be a good night when I heard that gurgle mitt sound the second we got started.”
by Kirigi January 18, 2026
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Fisty Misty

Sometimes Fisty Misty needs you to GIVE HER A HAND.
by "Tiny" Tim Stewart March 1, 2025
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