Mum

The correct way of spelling mum...

British/Australian: “Hey mum, why do Americans spell it ‘mom’?

by FakeDictonary October 3, 2019

your mum

the best comeback ever, not much is possible to come back from this devastating blow of a roast

Person 1: what are you eating?
You: your mum

by missgurl17 September 14, 2021

your mum

a response to literally anything

"What are you doing?"
"Your mum!"

by cheesy mash June 16, 2022

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

Ur mum

Obviously the kid who can’t even talk and says ur mum. Basically kids just say ur mum gae so what am I talking about?

Yo joe

Joe: UR MUM GAE

Steve: wow you can’t talk

by The guy with a dumb name November 15, 2019

Ur Mum is Gay

An insult which is the worst insult in the world, beating Ur Dad is Gay!

It is usually used by really immature 12 year olds being bored at lunch.

"Hey you, Ur Mum is Gay!"

by Your_Nash December 8, 2020