King Mong

King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.

The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?

You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.

by Ohio-Jack May 24, 2019

thrift monger

A person who hangs out at thrift stores to buy then resell junk in ebay

Damn, mike is a thrift monger selling all that junk online

by Donnawilllose July 16, 2019

Trash Monger

An obese humanoid who enters a grocery store only to scream about ice cream freezers that are broken and to blame all men and women of the establishment giving them the name capitalist pig men.

Hey you, trash monger leave my store go buy your delicious frozen cremes elsewhere.

by dr.mantistoboggan27 August 16, 2019

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019

Clout Monger

when you do anything and everything in your power to cook up some relevance

Person one 1: did you hear that new track by blaa blaa blaa

Person 2 : yeah you could tell by the lyrics he was just clout mongering on whatevers hot at the moment. Probably cause he couldn't come up with anything original. Classic move when you fear falling off

Person 1: haha guess you'd call that a failed attempt at stiring up waters to catch fish

by usmaine October 20, 2019

Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong

Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.

by splashhhey November 23, 2019

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019