Math Rock

Music that's so technically difficult to play that it sounds like shit to the average listener.

I'm sure this is hard to play, but this Math Rock crap sounds like shit.

by Sethzky October 20, 2008

Math

A dirty word among non-symbol-minded folks who are not keen, or find it brain-unfriendly, to learn the language of mass, length, and time; instead, they would rather pay the exam-smart or geeks to do the oft-tedious task for them.

The math guys and gals run the world, but most are clumsy in communicating their ideas to others, thus making them look like cold-hearted beings living in a platonic world of their own.

by MathPlus March 2, 2021

Mates

Originating from a certain public school which might be somewhere in the south of England perhaps, this is usually shouted at someone who has none. When yelled, it means "aha, you have no friends."

After a bad joke: "Oh, mates Jim."

OR, when talking about someone, "oh yeah, Jim has mates."

Except we come from good backgrounds therefore know nobody by the name of Jim.

by Ed W, who is Lord November 9, 2004

Math

A subject in school that requires adding, subtracting, multiplying, and other forms of calculation.

Math used to be so hard, now it's easy.

by someone else from windham June 26, 2003

Math 511

The most boring class in the world. It is considered an advanced class, but it is nearly entirely review from seventh and eighth grade. What a waste of time.

"Our next unit is probability."
"WTF NOT AGAIN! I THOUGHT WE DID THAT IN 7th GRADE! MATH 511 IS A WASTE OF TIME!"

by Zoster Toaster January 9, 2007

Math Class

Used to torture students ever since the medieval ages. Overusing all of your five senses to the point where you can't see shit, hear shit, taste shit, feel shit, or smell shit.

Word of advice: Never fucking blink. You'll miss a millennium of equations and graphs and other shit that you'll never fucking use in your god forsaken life (unless you want to be a virgin engineer)

"Indica mihi ubi est domus princeps sustulit! Aut Math Class te in genere, cunt." -King Jofferey

by Proxy November 15, 2016

traffic math

a strange phenomenon that must be taken into consideration when deciding on a departure time for any trip taken in an automobile

I need to consider the traffic math involved with my trip to work. Leaving 5 minutes earlier results in me getting to work 15 minutes early, but leaving 5 minutes later results in me being 10 minutes late for work.

by Elle Dee Emm February 19, 2011