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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
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Martin Luther Kkking was a very famous black man. He gave the speech... "I Have A Nightmare". Or was it "I Have A Dream"? I suppose his dream would be a nightmare for any smart person. He was later assassinated.
Martin Luther Kkking was famous for his speech "I Have A Nightmare".
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