Lemons

A yellow fruit that’s sour

We should make lemonade with lemons!

by Urmomsundermybed April 14, 2022

Driving over that lemon

Continually hitting an obstacle or problem.

"I have been driving over that lemon over and over again

by Two Flashes May 29, 2018

lemon bumper

A slur usually used for gay women.

"Wow, look at those lemon bumpers."

by sixmisfortunes June 30, 2023

Lemon Doubly

A synonym for "Unfortunately"

For many months, the country has drowned in political crisis in which, "Lemon Doubly", the details of cabinet formation prevailed over the program.

by ᑭIᑎEᗩᑭᑭᒪE August 6, 2021

Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.

Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.

by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019

Lemon Sunrise

When you wake someone up with a golden shower.

Cindy - "Mark woke me up with a Lemon Sunrise this morning, soooo cute."
Sally - "OMG so romantic, no wonder you smell like piss though."

by Johnny Hotdogs April 9, 2015

lemon

A defective product. During production it is not unusual that a small percentage of the products have some kind of defect that causes problems. Inadequate Quality Assurance may result in one of these defective products to be sold to a consumer.

I just got it, but unfortunately it turned out to be a lemon.

by Icenor October 13, 2020