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lemon-rig

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.

A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.

Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.

The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."

"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"

"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
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Lemon aid

When you power wash 100,000 lemons you end up with lemon aid, but beware it’s $145 per hour so I hope you have DEEP Pockets.
Chihuahua made some lemon aid by demolishing lemons with his power washer.
by Deepration July 27, 2021
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Ice Lemon Tea

If you know anyone named Clement, this is the perfect opportunity to name them this! Clement-Lemon, Perfect ✨ Great way to annoy people
Pov: You named your Clement Ice Lemon Tea
by Ihaveafriendcalledlemon July 30, 2021
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Lemonic

Someone who is really swagger man, thats him.
Yo that Lemonic guy on twitch is pretty swag.
by Lemonic__ July 31, 2021
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Lemonic

To be an extremely angry person with the tendency to become a common citrus fruit in the process
Stop acting so Lemonic all the time Sara
by killerturtle8218 August 1, 2021
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Lemon doubly

"did you hear Michel Aoun's speech?"

"lemon doubly, I did"
by rd961 August 6, 2021
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Lemon Doubly

For many months, the country has drowned in political crisis in which, "Lemon Doubly", the details of cabinet formation prevailed over the program.
by ᑭIᑎEᗩᑭᑭᒪE August 6, 2021
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