Keys

Keys Means its over with or its done for

Lydia* I cant open this jar🙄 its keys idc anymore
Carla*Girl let me help you

by Bbg.26 July 6, 2018

I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude

Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?

by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022

Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

keys

the term “keys” is used almost as a replacement for “hell no that’s dumb”

-“yo bro u tryna come to veronica’s later”
-“keys bro she annoying ash”

by joemetalsfied6969 July 22, 2019

Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.

Robert sanders is the key-board-king

by Top G three December 10, 2022

bro-key

When you say a gay joke and its actually pretty nice.

Yo bro-key, James Charles is hot.

by MJxAugust May 10, 2020