Mexican Jordans 

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

Mexican Jordans by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020

Jordan 

A white piece of crap that thinks he is black

"Look how baggy his clothes are."
"He's a Jordan."

Jordan by dick smash mciron cock November 29, 2013

Jordan 

a cleaner version of saying a girl pants wearing ass hole.

eww look at that jordan he's disgusting.

Jordan by oemgitsemmy July 15, 2008

jordan  

BIG OL HO LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
was born out of her mothers asshole
became black, and never came back
but when she did she was blind, and in a wheel chair with a seeing eye dog named gospel

one hell of a mofafu!

juanito: hey, did you see that video that one day

maria: yeah, shakira's my favorito! 'hips don't lie'

carlos: yeah, you WHAT a jordan.....

NIGGA WUT?!

jordan jordan jordan h8r!

jordan by JENIVE June 17, 2008

jordan forces 

the new shoes that came out that air jordan fused with nike.
the illest shoe ever!

oh them shoes is da illest shoes ever (talking about jordan forces)

jordan forces by shoegilles June 24, 2008

Jordan 

Someone who you THINK is your friend but really they just lie, screw you over and don't really care!

I can't believe he ditched me like that..
He is definately a Jordan!!!

Jordan by lalaalaaa, xx January 24, 2011

Jordan 

A two-headed person and/or animal that thoroughly enjoys having one of its head ingested by another one of its kind.

Hot chick 1: "I just saw a huge Jordan over in the bushes"

Hot chick 2: "thats totally psychedelic!"

Jordan by S-Sauce October 14, 2011