Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.

Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?

by Manny Morales November 23, 2021

Josh Johnson

rat bag with blonde hair that degrades women named Chloe, specifically, but not limited to all other female populations. Prone to being disappointed at a photobooth when the girl he likes didn't realise he wanted a solo photo

Seen in areas of the Gold Coast.

"Josh Johnson is such a pig!"
"No, he's just a degraded of women everywhere."
"Shutup Lucy."

by Jimmyjelly150 November 16, 2021

Johnson

Black man's large penis. From Boxer Jack Johnson who had a large penosnthatbwas defined in his boxing shorts

Look at his Johnson

by K9DogMa March 7, 2025

Johnson

An annoying cock boy. Who loves to have sex and masturbate.
He is irritating and very stupid.

He such a Johnson...ugly and annoying

by Johny kwok March 27, 2019

weston johnson

a guy who couldn't find his full name so he decided to make a definition himself

Weston Johnson: *searches name*
NO RESULTS
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself

by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020

Sylvie Johnson

Sylvie is the most wonderful person you would ever meet. She is gorgeous and has the perfect body; Sylvie lights up any room she walks in with her warm hearted presence. The most trustful friend you will have.

guy 1: woah who is that, she is so pretty
guy 2: nah bro that’s Sylvie Johnson she has people lined up for miles guys and girls

by loverboy224 June 6, 2022

Johnson

The Human male penis

I hit my Johnson on the table

by popsIsGreat September 10, 2019