the jersey box

this is when your car gets blocked in by other vehicles on the freeway, and you cannot get loose. can happen with as little as 4 other cars.

"Damn, caught in the Jersey bo again!"

by blackeyedangel May 14, 2005

New Jersey Squealer

When you're fucking a midget with orange skin and they scream at the top of their lungs.

Guy 1: "Did you hook up with that girl from Jersey last night?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."

by Gustation April 19, 2018

New Jersey Finger Hat

When you and your lady are having a good date and things are normal, when she busts out some Bugles and puts one on the tip of your penis.

“Bro my girl is so kinky! Last night we tried a New Jersey Finger Hat and it was amazing. She even ate it afterwards!”

by J0hn_D0e October 10, 2019

Wear a boys jersey

wear your boyfriend , friends , or crush hoodie 👀 . September 18th

Wear a boys jersey Wear your boyfriends jersey rep his number

by September 18th September 15, 2019

florence, new jersey

The shittiest town ever, crackheads, sluts, fuckboys, drunks. POTHEADSSSSS but they aren't bad tbh. if you don't smoke or drink you aren't cool so pick up some pot and alcohol and stop being a pussssyyyyy.

All people in Florence, New Jersey are dumb.

by stonersunite July 11, 2017

Jersey Shore

The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).

Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet?
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/

by Movie And Game Reviewers June 1, 2010

Jersey Yogurt

When a man from Jersey squeezes his penis until it turns purple and proceeds to ejaculate on the face of a quidette. Next, as the quidette stumbles to find her balance you grab her hair and hang her off your closet...for later use.

Alicia- wow you can really squeeze tight...
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.

by Dantosis September 16, 2011