jersey bulldog

A cheeseburger with a fried egg and brown gravy (and all the rest)

Have you ever had a jersey bulldog? Eggs, burger, cheese, and gravy. Does it get better than that?

by theoddpint February 2, 2008

Jersey Turtle

A Jersey Turtle is an annoying and vaguely Soprano-esqe pest that crawls out of the armpit of the United States, New Jersey, and infests 'quaint' and 'resort' towns throughout the state of Vermont. As soon as the snow hits they come up from hibernation to 'hit the slopes, dude!' The most common location for a Jersey Turtle to be spotted is along USRT.4 heading from New York state into Rutland, VT.

Most Jersey Turtles are large oversized SUVs including (but not limited to): Suburbans, Hummers, Tahoes, Lexus', and rarely a Land Rover. Expect to see various items of ski/snowboard gear to be strewn across the road as well... this is the telltale sign that a Jersey Turtle has been in the area.

"Oh crap, is that a car in the median?"
"Nah, it's just a Jersey Turtle."
"Ah, ok... they should learn to drive"
"Sure, but then what would they replace the drives licenses with in the vending machines?"
"Good point."

by theturtlehunter February 24, 2010

jersey smart

is a phrase used to define when people get smart after they are drunk.

1) guy: dam i bet you look better with your clothes on the ground.
girl: did your jersey smarts help you solve this crisis.

2)Guy 1:"dude i think we won't make it home walking"

Guy 2:"dude no shit you serious? you got them jersey smarts"

by El Peeper September 18, 2010

Jersey Giveaway

Gonorrhea.

Tony gave Jennifer the Jersey Giveaway over the summer, so you don't want to hit that until she goes to the clinic and gets that cleared up.

by WhiteBread75 October 15, 2010

Jersey Beater

When you wear a basketball jersey with nothing underneath so it looks life a wife beater

Matt: What the heck, Mike you were supposed to wear a wife beater to the party
Mike: I didn't have one so I wore a jersey beater

by Macmiller15 November 23, 2011

jersey whore

When referencing your friends as annoying Hershey shore characters. Or when u call a ho wanna be

Hey Jersey whore u should flash as the girl walks away u yell Jersey whore

by kentiscoolz January 8, 2012

Jersey Shore Challenge

The Jersey Shore Challenge involves taking a shot every commercial break for an entire episode of The Jersey Shore. Commercial breaks are typically every 7 minutes. If a commercial break is missed then on the following break the participants can take a double shot to remedy the missed shot.

"Dude, MTV is lame. Commercials every seven minutes."
"Yeah but it's got me hella wasted on this Jersey Shore Challenge night.

"Another Jersday Night, another Jersey Shore Challenge"

by Jewie_J March 5, 2012