Cat Jizz 

A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.

When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.

Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!

Cat Jizz by rice4lyfeinda415 March 16, 2009

Jeremy Jizz Dog 

when your friend comes over to your house and masturbates in your sleeping bag.

dude, he came over and totally pulled a jeremy jizz dog.

Jeremy Jizz Dog by B Koch February 8, 2008

sea otter jizz 

the milky white substance that is ejaculated from a sea otter's peinis

"my god is that sea otter jizz on my persian rug?"

"I beleive it is fredrick"

sea otter jizz by evlspcmk October 4, 2006

Luco-Jizz 

When you spray a lucozade sport bottle with the squeeze caps at someone!

He Luco-Jizzed all over me!

Luco-Jizz by Fo-shizzler March 8, 2009

Rollover Jizz 

The accumiltion of Jizz from a long fap-free period.

Dude last jerk sesh, I had so much rollover jizz from my trip to tanzania, that I had to use a mop to clean up!

Rollover Jizz by Ralph Finkelstein August 17, 2011

Rum jizz 

The grossest shot of all the shots. As the name implies, it's rum and jizz mixed.

"I made a bet with my friend that if either of us bangs our celeb crushes, the other person has to do a shot of rum jizz"

Rum jizz by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

hate jizz

An act of cumming as a means of revenge.

Guy one: "That Danielle is such a bitch!"
Guy two: "I know, I hate jizzed on her scarf last night!"

hate jizz by Aqua Seamus January 23, 2016