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James

A guy who has a massive penis and can make anyone wet.
James's Wong is massive
by Dickheah1234 April 23, 2019
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James Corden

"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"
by SnexuSakesGlaz February 4, 2020
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James Lipton

(n)
1. One who is inside the Actor's Studio.
2. Will Ferril, sometimes.
1. Inside The Actor's Studio is hosted by James Lipton.
2. Will Ferril's impression of James Lipton was hilarious!
by the Jazz March 2, 2004
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James Corden

An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :

a:) Being Clinically Obese

b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.

Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.

Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.

Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!
Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'

Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'
by Mike Leigh, Smartarse June 28, 2010
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James Charles

a 19 year old who has lost all his friends and subs. he tries to manipulate straight men into turning gay. he is a mess. bye sisters!
james charles: omg i love that guy i wanna get him in bed ;))))
tati: james, hes straight.
james charles: doesnt matter im a celebrity
by willne top shagger May 11, 2019
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Logan James

A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband.
Handsome perfect godsent angel lovelogan james
by LogansCountryBaby October 28, 2013
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james pepper

some1 who fancies ms paul and malcolm in the middles mum
by rafi May 20, 2004
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