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Something that allows people to pay money to look at advertisements for products they'll never buy while calling each other 'asshats.'
by Baller July 7, 2003
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Internet Libertarian

A highly developed political philosophy who does not confuse emotional solutions with rational solutions.
Internet Liberal: "I hate the Patriot Act, so I want to invest more power in the government to tax people and get money to fund the Patriot Act."

Internet Libertarian: "What?"
by JohnnyLightwave May 29, 2011
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Break the Internet

The umpteenth time in history that the world saw Kim Kardashian's goodies from Krispy Kreme ass memes to her ass making coffee on Vine.
How did Kim K break the internet when we've already seen all she's got? My computer didn't break, it's immune to her ass, breast, and va jay jay.
by Iamfree November 14, 2014
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The Rules Of The Internet

You must fallow them. If you dont know them look them up. Anonymous is right.
by (づ☯ᴥ☯)づ January 7, 2019
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Internet personality

The personality of a person who spends the majority of there life on the Internet. They are Socially inept, are terribly depressing to be around and all of them have depression. They are everywhere, yet they think they are special because they are still in the childish narcissistic mindset.
Do keep in mind, they have personalities underneath all the meme references. One must get to know them to find out who they really are, but all of them are the same on the surface.
The only cure for this personality is friendship and Zoloft.
George: hey , Mark, wanna chill with Jess?

Mark: nuh, last time I chilled with Jess he wouldn't stop calling me a weeb for watching death note. After every one of my sentences he just came back at me with a meme reference.

George: yeah, Jess has an Internet personality, nevermind.
by Gingerblue July 5, 2017
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Internet Personality

when someone is a totally different person when they are on the internet than they are in real life. the personality that they are on the internet is their Internet Personality
that girl is mean and argumentative in real life, but her Internet Personality, she gets along with everybody.
by 50% Cat August 12, 2011
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internet gay

by Nova Boy June 24, 2007
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