A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.
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Jack: It was messed up for Julie to blame her boyfriend, Christian, for cheating because he spoke to one of his female friend's, he didn’t do anything that was wrong.
Denis: That’s what I was thinking. And the worst part is that Julie was caught cheating on Christian with another guy last week and he doesn’t even know it.
Jack: It just goes to show that she’s ironically insecure.
Jack: It was messed up for Julie to blame her boyfriend, Christian, for cheating because he spoke to one of his female friend's, he didn’t do anything that was wrong.
Denis: That’s what I was thinking. And the worst part is that Julie was caught cheating on Christian with another guy last week and he doesn’t even know it.
Jack: It just goes to show that she’s ironically insecure.
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