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Ironic

When you need to be somewhere for dinner and you literally got taken there for lunch that same day. And you usually never go at all!
it's ironic I got taken here earlier today and now I'm paying to come back!
by SammmyS July 27, 2017
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Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
by Marine007 December 1, 2022
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Iron Mama

A burn you get from hot ironing yourself.
"I gave myself an iron mama today"
by Mizudoriiro April 9, 2020
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iron lady

A mature woman who goes to the gym just to lift weights. Never sets foot on a treadmill and wouldn’t be seen alive in a group exercise class. She does not carry water bottles for a douchebag gym bro. She has noticeable upper body definition.
Hey bro check out the traps on that Iron Lady
by Honeybeelifting January 22, 2020
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Iron Chef George

Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.

Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.

A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Baby remind me again what your name is?

Iron Chef George babe.
by The universe_actually August 18, 2025
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The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"
by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007
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Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!
by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025
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