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When you're too fucking goddamn lazy to put an apostrophe in the word "I'm." Don't expect people who use them to be on phone, since they most likely will have autocorrect, since phones are fucking retarded nowadays. They are mostly on computer, since computer doesn't have autocorrect.
Mike: "im going to the store."
Jimm: "*I'm."
Mike: "i know, 'im.'"
Jimm: "Fucking stupid idiot."
by Crabics February 13, 2021
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im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old
by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023
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Im Yeojin

Best maknae of 3rd, 4th and 5th gen
"no ur not?"
by 今月の少女 July 1, 2024
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im cooked

Being done with something,something bieng too much and your done with it.
My girlfriend says hes just a friend (im cooked).
by Sa4h4r4 March 20, 2024
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im bored

hey if your bored go outside play some games, ask your friend to play with ya, if he wants to, or just like uh read a book,
y: hey wanna call and play some games? because im bored.
f: yeah man sure!
by anonymous February 23, 2022
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Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations
Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic
by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022
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Ime

Ime stands for In my experience.
Person 1 is texting Person 2

"Dogs don't like it when you lick them back ime."
Or

Person 1: "Do dogs like being licked back?"

Person 2: "Not ime."
by THELIZARDKING907 December 18, 2023
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