Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best
I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!
by Mikeox big November 29, 2019
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Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is a game where everyone comes together to have a laugh, enjoy there life, and find out how dark their humor really is. It is a game where it either be really funny or show all the reasons why you are on a watch list. It is a great game for the whole family to enjoy and play and hours of fun, sadness, and countless police officers showing up to the door of your house for what you are playing.
Cards Against Humanity is the reason why I am in jail.
by Belnumcree December 23, 2022
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trans-human organism

The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves
Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.
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Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller
“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”
by Iamtaller September 22, 2019
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Human Hive Mind

The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.
"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."
by VincentKav April 02, 2017
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Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.
courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede
by taraishilarious October 21, 2010
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human growth and development

"Human growth and development teaches kids about save intercourse and puberty. It also teaches kids to be mature about their bodies!" the over-enthusiastic Sex Ed 'teacher' exclaimed her propaganda.
by ElizabethSchuyler123 April 10, 2017
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