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Walk on home run 

In sexual terms, a walk on is when a woman breaks into a man's house completely naked and covered in Vaseline. She then steals his money and hides in his closet. When he comes home, she jumps out and tries to escape. The man in turn must try to catch her. If he wins he is rewarded with the money that was stolen and sex. If she escapes she gets to keep the money and has earned bragging rights.
I heard Lisa did a walk on home run at Kevin's last night. Now he's out $300....sucks to suck
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take me home 

the song you listen to when u want to mentally heal yourself but also if you want to emotionally destroy yourself.

"somebody take me home. i don't want to be alone every night. take me to the place of my dreams."
"hey have you listened to take me home by ateez? it's one of their best B-sides !"
take me home by hongtiddies April 24, 2022

Westlake Middle School (home of the yup yup yups) 

Westlake Middle School is a old school, a very old school. Let me give you some context: paint chipping off the walls, lights broken, no A/C! But what does the school do to fix these problems? Upgrade the field. With a school full of hypocrites and students that only value sports and saying yup yup yup all the time, the place can be a little unbearable sometimes.

After school, on Friday’s most of the students walk to the Rose Hill Shopping Center, a place where you get kicked out of stores because you are roaming around. Most kids then bike around the neighborhood or go to McDonalds.

Thornwood is a very rich place with upper class citizens and they can’t even use their precious taxpayer dollars on re painting the place
Oh it’s Westlake Middle School (home of the yup yup yups) can’t wait to go to school and visit Rose Hill afterwards!

yankee go home! 

It is a political slogan used to highlight the backlash against the American presence in a foreign country.
We don't want Americans in our country. Yankee go home!
yankee go home! by c00kies4you October 24, 2022

Major Tom (Coming Home) 

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect requested data
"What will it effect, when all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
"Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming, coming home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home

Major Tom (Coming Home)

Please come home 

That feeling when you're yearning for your favorite cookie in Cookie Run: Kingdom to be obtained for good!
I need Cherry Blossom Cookie to please come home to me very soon since I like to see her powers at play!

Own a musket for home defense

A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.
'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'