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Hassle hogs

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by
its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.
by toefu January 13, 2023
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Apple Hog

A very large white female characterized by her affection for undocumented migrants who generally work in the fruit and vegetable picking/processing industry. Spotted in her native habitat, she is generally unemployed and stays home in the trailer all day while consuming large amounts oh high calorie diet items.
Hey Paco, did you see the Apple Hog that is staying at Carlos’ trailer? It looks like she swallowed Carlos again.
by Ragnarsix June 2, 2021
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Spawn Hogging

To kill ones character when they have spawned from a death in a multiplayer game.
When a players character dies and is killed immediatly after being respawned by another player who knows where the respawn site is.

General usage: "I just died and some fucking spawn hogger is killing me every time I respawn"

"I'm getting owned, I'm going spawn hogging"
by DarrenOB January 28, 2008
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Get your HOG in, bol

When your bro about to fuck some cooter
She's into it bro. Get your hog in, bol
by Young Bol P December 11, 2019
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Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.
Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.
by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
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Fat Hog

To pack a fat hog, meaning you packed a 3/4 of a tin of Grizzly or Copenhagen mint (long cut obviously). The size of your lip usually visible from 20 feet away, and only true dippers send it.
Yo dude, I packed a fat hog yesterday and gutted it all!
by iShredDaily October 8, 2020
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SWAT Hog

SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.
"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."
by bustingdown August 30, 2018
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