grundel

When ones penis has a mutant penis growing of to the side, this situation happens frequently in men living near power plants or mongolia.

Eric's grundel is small and veiny.

by Jim000 October 21, 2007

Grundig

Noun. A smelly fart. Named after the electrical goods manufacturer for its comically anal name.

Mike cleared the room with his grundig. It smelt like something had crawled up his arse and died.

by d40a5c January 13, 2008

groundhoggin

Taking too long, or not showing up, kinda like " catting "

Man why you groundhoggin

by lil jon d May 3, 2011

groundhog night

The night equivalent of Groundhog Day, e.g. when you wish a previous dream or night experience to repeat.

"I am hoping for Groundhog Night"

by MB 1 August 15, 2018

groundon and rydon go to soccon

You stupid shit you clicked on this expecting to see 2 Pokemon fuck but actuality soccon my left nut groundon the right and rydon my nuts. WEEB. Get ligma and eat a slugma.groundon and rydon go to soccon basically means I got a blowjob.

groundon and rydon go to soccon ya i lost my virginity.

by rex reakts November 19, 2018

Magnificent Groundpounders

Slang for tits

"I told my wife to show me her Magnificent Groundpounders. I ended up sleeping on the sofa."

by Netsforex January 15, 2021

Grundle crumbs

When crap and lint is entangled in butt hair.

As you wipe your butt, crap and lint is rolled into the butt hair with each wipe. Over time (especially with not showering regularly) with each wipe more and more Grundle crumbs appear.

by Hak44 August 23, 2009