A: so you know that this intro is kind of bland like a cold vanilla shake
B: I like vanilla shakes but they're not bland in my experience
A: ugh stop sounding like a Trekt God
B: I like vanilla shakes but they're not bland in my experience
A: ugh stop sounding like a Trekt God
by ripideas November 23, 2016
Get the Trekt Godmug. A glitch commonly found in physics based games where a computer is unable to process the physics of a complex object, which causes the model to warp unrecognizably.
by Smitry May 26, 2017
Get the god trashmug. A Born Again fundametalist Christian. Is often seen burning books or encouraging bans on
abortion while simultaneously supporting the death penalty.
Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"
Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"
abortion while simultaneously supporting the death penalty.
Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"
Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"
Abby, "Daddy, who was that strange man knocking on the door?"
Daddy, "That was Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.
AGAIN.
Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"
Daddy, "That was Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.
AGAIN.
Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"
by Abby's Daddy October 1, 2019
Get the God Shoutermug. by teumaee October 4, 2019
Get the God Yedammug. Slump God is someone who takes waaayy too many downers (benzos, heroin, etc.) Hence why they are "slumped out."
by The new slump god December 12, 2018
Get the Slump Godmug. by Averagejoe October 20, 2019
Get the Woojin godmug. Boi1: Ayo you hear about Jewish God's 13th birthday?
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.
by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016
Get the Jewish Godmug.