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Ghetto lawyer 

A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought
That man complains and argues about so much dumb shit he needs to be put on contract as a ghetto lawyer
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Ghetto cream 

Theme fat tubs of ice cream
Wow that’s a lot of ice cream
Me no that’s ghetto cream
Ghetto cream by Brandon8716 November 3, 2020

ghetto Clorox wipe 

basically a tissue with hand sanitizer on it.
"Hey do you have a Clorox wipes?"
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"

"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."
ghetto Clorox wipe by anonymous December 27, 2020

ghetto lenny 

One lit N***a
ghetto lenny by AccentRose March 5, 2021

Ghetto Vows 

Kinda like a wedding but it's just You and your Bitch. You both make promises to eachother and you tie a Bandana around you bitches' left wrist to show she's affiliated with you.
Yo she's A Dainy for real, Imma do Ghetto Vows with her.
Ghetto Vows by anonymous June 16, 2021

Ghetto pickle 

Ghetto pickle is an inside joke in which means you either smell like a ratchet pickle, you’re built like a pickle, or you’re spiritually just “ghetto pickle”
“Mans is built like a ghetto pickle bro”
Ghetto pickle got nothin on u”

ghetto titanic 

Imagine Titanic but the bitch is bent over in doggy instead of held over the bow
I had her in ghetto titanic over the edge of the bed
ghetto titanic by Copyne February 26, 2022