Word fart

When you are trying to talk and you keep stuttering and saying the wrong thing so you have to stop and start the sentence again

Person 1: "It's a god, gog, dog, blah blah blah (pause)... let me start over , it's a good idea"

Person 2: "that's started off as a word fart"

by mandem got mad tings June 12, 2017

stereo farted

the act of farting on both sides of a person

Damnit......john and sarah just stereo farted me, it sucks to sit in between them

by the chewbaca hunter October 15, 2011

fart turd

A fart coming directly off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu September 15, 2016

Jiggle Fart

when you fart and your butt jiggles

I have the jiggle farts!

by kellibelly17 February 7, 2010

Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Royal Fart

When one let's out a fart and exclaims "I'm da princess"!

Just because you can let out a royal fart doesn't make you royalty.

by King of Fartonia November 26, 2011

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

by dbswir March 10, 2016