An Evan is one of the most sweet and nicest person to be around. With his hazel blue eyes he never seems to make you cry. He will always be there for you when you need him. An Evan makes one of the best boyfriends and girl could ask for, he will give you his hoodies and care about you. He will complement you everyday and send cute good morning and goodnight text. He will write you paragraphs that make you so happy, if you get a Evan in your life keep him forever.
by Yeet or die October 18, 2019
by Gjsdkskd May 19, 2020
Guy who wanks in school toilet and watches hentai is gay and bully also tries to deny he was wanking I school toilet
Evan is gay
by Darrellmon April 17, 2020
Evan is my best boy, hes my bestfriend and my lovely partner, he know just the right thing to do when I'm in a bad mood and he's so smart. Hes so much better than any other guy I've met and he's super cool. I miss him when I'm not with him and he's so amazing. Whenever I look up into the sky I see him in the stars. I see the shimmer of his eyes in the brightest star, and ill see little things everyday that remind me of him. If I see anything spider man themed I think of him, he's the spider man to my M.J. he would make annotations in the margins after he "borrowed it" because what is much? He'll force himself to listen to my blatantly misogynistic music or comfort me when I'm having a bad day or listen to me talk shit about everyone at my school. And he'll be there no matter what, even if things don't workout I'll always love him. So if you do find an Evan keep him, cause he'll be one of the greatest gifts of ur life.
me: evan you'll never guess what this bitch did today.
evan: what did she do.
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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad
evan: don't worry ur the only one I want
I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭
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evan: what did she do.
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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad
evan: don't worry ur the only one I want
I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭
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by ilovemiso March 03, 2023
A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.
"Eww, It's Evan."
by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020
what an evan
by radiatorgater May 05, 2020