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Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.
Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course
by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021
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Evan

Evan is a hot and sexy guy, rather awesome
Evan is a hot guy with big balls
by SussyBakaBabe December 10, 2021
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Evan

If you searched up "Evan" because they are your crush, me too :)

If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3

If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.
Person 1: I have a crush on someone named Evan
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)
by January.bby.<3 December 12, 2021
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Evan Carroll

One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.
Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.
by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021
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Evan

Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.
Hey Evan (grandpa Sal) go grab this for me
by Soysauce2023 December 17, 2021
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Jonny Evans

A pure weed joint rolled in an amateurish style.
Do you have papers? I can roll us a Jonny Evans.
by Bruski69 December 19, 2021
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Evan

Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies

Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
I love Evan
by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021
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