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Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.
Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."
by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018
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The Earth

The Earth is flat, like a pancake. earth is flying in outer space and surounded by other round planets. you may have heard that the earth is round but this is all lies. its the government that is trying to hide the truth from us
we live on the earth
by This_is_a_lie January 22, 2019
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Dirty Earthquake

"Hey you wanna do the dirty earthquake? " *Girl gets on top while guy shakes furiously under her like he's having a seizure*
by BigNutTsunami May 28, 2019
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Flat earth privilege

means you can answer a question with a question, but also that you can demand that other people have to answer your questions. If you don’t like the answer you can ignore it and claim it is a part of the grand conspiracy. #flatearth
When he ignored the overwhelming evidence that the earth is a sphere and said the water would fall off a ball, he chose to ignore science and claimed flat earth privilege
by LuisVuittonDon January 10, 2020
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Garbitched Earth

Planet-Trash made from Humankind
2081, solar eclipse ..Stay now on a little Colony on Mars, and yes from this View the broken x-rayed old garbitched Earth without Atmosphere covers the Sun perfect
by ClintBronson June 2, 2020
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Pennsylvania Earthquake

When you put your penis between the thighs of a very gassy woman and she farts on it.
Joseph’s girlfriend was very gassy so he asked her for a Pennsylvania Earthquake.
by Crystal_Steck-Special January 19, 2021
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Hot Earther

A person that believes that everything bad is the result of “Global Warming”.

A person that can’t understand that the Earth has undergone MANY periods of above average warm or cold periods, and humans cannot control the weather by paying fees.
Al Gore is trying to cash in on the Hot Earther crowd.
by Bcanz1 February 11, 2021
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