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Daddy Joel

A daddy joel Is a Knickname given to a joel with a huge cock and balls there cock is overpowering and there coc is maxed out
Daddy Joel by ItsNotFlynn69420 September 21, 2021

daddy stitch 

When a woman gives birth vaginally, she is likely to tear. When she is sewn up, the Doctor will ask the father if he would like a few extra stitches. This will ensure a tighter vagina after giving birth.
The father was afraid that his wifes vagina would be loose after giving birth. So he asked the doctor if he would give her a "daddy stitch"
daddy stitch by Vinny V. May 24, 2006

Daddy Swole 

To be muscular to show masculinity demonstrating the role of the alpha male, the boss, or the father figure.
Jeff-"Hey Owen! Lets go to the gym! You trying to get daddy swole?"

Owen - "Yeah lets roll."
Daddy Swole by Odizzfoshizz March 22, 2010

daddy diggs 

When you silently beg for Daveed Diggs to deflower you.
ME: F-Fuck me Daddy Diggs
FRIEND: You need help..
ME: FuCk mE dAdDy DiGs!
daddy diggs by Daveed Diggs December 20, 2017

daddy issues 

a girl who had a fucked up father, is absent, or doesn’t exist. this gets them attached to men, male teachers or their male friends.

it’s hard if it’s male teachers because you get in trouble by the school for talking about them a lot and doing nice things for them cause they think you fancy them. but you don’t. you just have daddy issues.
SLT: “do you fancy mr…?”
me: “no i have daddy issues

Daddy Long Legs 

You call someone Daddy Long Legs when there arms, legs, fingers and everything on their body is lanky. These are the lankiest motherfuckers you know. The motherfuckers that grip their sodas so that there fingers touch on the other side. The motherfuckers that use their lankieness to an advantage and gets you pissed off.
Fuck you Daddy Long Legs, you would suck at life without your lankieness.
Daddy Long Legs by 45 fo life October 7, 2010