The Covid 19 Pounds

The 19 weight everyone gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus

Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH

by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020

covid-grade

When your grade got fucked up by Covid-19 or corona virus

man 1 Man my i got hit by a covid-grade
man 2 shit you too
man 3 what that oh when your grades get fucked up by covid-19 or coronavirus

by ALONE_TRAVELER May 19, 2020

Covid-18

When the child you groomed for the past 10 years finally turns 18 and wants to sleep with you but you suddenly lose attraction for them and say that you can’t cus you caught Covid.

Sorry I can’t hang out tonight. I caught Covid-18

by Beaglemaster69 April 16, 2022

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020

covidity

measure of covid-19, coronavirus

grandpa is scared about how much covidity there is in europe

by scxo March 5, 2022

Covid-shot

When you don't tell a bitch you have covid and you cum in her throat

Covid-shot
"oh man, I gave her that covid-shot last night and it nocked her out"

by Pa56srt123 November 16, 2021

Covid Rich

The day you receive your quarantine check from the government.

Dude let's have a party tonight I am Covid Rich. I aint gonna pay my rent but we can drink a lot booze and smoke a lot of tree with the money Uncle Sam sent me today.

by Rough writer June 17, 2020