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Common decency

Something your boring roommate says to you when he doesn’t want to hear your bangers at 11:00 am on the day of the only darty that he will ever have the pleasure to enjoy.
“There’s a thing called common decency, and I don’t want to hear your music at 11:00 in the morning because I’m lame. Hee hee.”
by blaneficker March 15, 2025
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Common Sense

The sense that, in the end, shall lead to the prosperity of humanity.
by pranitwade March 26, 2025
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Commonwealth cowboy

A "Commonwealth Cowboy" refers to men from smaller communities within Commonwealth nations (UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) who embody a blend of rugged practicality and quiet confidence. They are typically sturdy and dependable individuals, known for their willingness to work hard and their genuine, straightforward communication style. Unlike those focused on image, they possess practical skills and a grounded nature, offering a sense of security and respect through their competence and kindness. This archetype represents a refreshing authenticity rooted in real-world abilities rather than superficial displays.
Woman: On our way to dinner, my date pulled over to change a strangers tire, just said, “can’t leave ‘em stranded”. I swear men from the prairies are built different.

Friend: sounds like he’s a commonwealth cowboy
by I H8 City Boys April 13, 2025
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common groin hat

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”
by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025
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Commit Starfall

Suicide.
Source: In the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a new system was introduced in patch 7.25 in which players can assign actions to their current jobs from phantom jobs in a special zone. One of these actions is called "Predict" for Phantom Oracle, that allows to execute a variety of actions depending of the current prediction, one such action is Starfall which deals over 300k damage to enemies while also causing 90% of max health damage to the user. This action usually kills the user if they're actively receiving damage, hence the killing oneself connection, as using it without shields or damage mitigation is likely to be a suicidal move.

Alternative use: Commit False Prediction. If the user does not activate any actions following the 4 cycled predictions from"Predict", a deadly debuff is applied to the user for 30 seconds, causing 50k damage per second (average max health is below 200k for tanks).
"I don't want to live anymore... I'M GOING TO COMMIT STARFALL!"
"You're so bad at this game, you should uninstall or commit Starfall."
by Langcaster June 14, 2025
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commoddity

I love eBay 'cuz they offer lots of largely-forgotten vintage objects, "nerd" videos, and other "commoddity" items.
by QuacksO August 10, 2025
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commoditty

A musical-snippet dat is so delightful and/or sought-after dat it could actually be sold to folks wanting to hear it.
I love da theme song from "Made in Maine" so much dat it would actually be a "commoditty item" for me, in dat I would pay for da privilege of downloading it. Happily, it's available to listen to for free on several YouTube videos --- type da words, "Made In Maine Making It Happen" into da YouTube search-window to find one of them.
by QuacksO August 10, 2025
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