Ice Cream Slide

When the semen is about ready to ejaculate and then someone walks in causing you to stop during ejaculation so your semen will slide down your penis.

I had an Ice Cream Slide yesterday because my mom walked in just as I was about to ejaculate.

by King Ejaculation August 22, 2006

ear cream pie

when a guy jizzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his dick.

mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.

by creamsoduh October 17, 2007

Cream your pants

When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.

Can also be changed to Cream my pants.

Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?

by Peacesack May 19, 2006

creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."

Keifer Sutherland had me "creaming in my pants."

by creaming March 25, 2010

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.

1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

by Brent Elskan November 13, 2005

cherry cream pie

A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.

Like any true cuckold, Dan loves it when his wife, Mary, comes home and demands he clean up the Cherry Cream Pie that Reggie delivered only moments earlier.

by ODannyBoy July 29, 2006

cream my panties

when a female sees an attractive guy and gets a sudden arousal in the genital area.

"omg that guy just made me cream my panties"
"that boy is so fine i just creamed my panties"
"ohh girl i just creamed my panties"

by Mary nguyen January 04, 2008