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cock flute 

A flute made of cock generally played by small asain women. The playing of the cock flute generally involves use of fingers instead of the palm of the hand acummpanied by gentle blowing and slighty tounging.
She played the cock flute like she was at Carnagie.
cock flute by Addy and Charlie January 5, 2008

Cock Barricade 

1. Noun. The conjoined effort of 2 or more persons to cock block a particular individual

2. Verb. Cock blocking with the assistance of another.
John was so about to get laid, but then that chick's friends set up the best fucking cock barricade I've ever seen.
Cock Barricade by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009

cock a doodle poo

1. Having anal sex and getting your banana covered in bad chocolate.
So I started to plug her in the butt and next thing you know cock a doodle poo!

Cock Socket 

The holiest of holies, The place to park ones todger.
Show us yer cock socket bitch.
Cock Socket by Sam Mitchell April 1, 2005
The physical hole created by unbuttoning one's pants and underwear so that the male genitalia can successfully urinate outside of one's clothing.
Albert: "Dude, do you unbotton your pants or do you piss through the cock hole?"

Jonny: "No, my dick was too large for the cock hole, hence my pants are wet."
cock hole by Canaday C-34 December 1, 2010

Cock fairy 

The combination of the disses "cock sucker" and "you fairy" usually leads to no comeback once you say it to someone.
Guy1:"Hey fuck you asshole"
Guy2:"shut the fuck up you cock fairy"
Guy1:"..."
Cock fairy by tynle02 April 24, 2008