Bonerbrain

One who is of little intelligence and/or someone who acts in an unpleasant manner, a derogatory term as to compare someone to a penis inside of a brain.

I was building a giant horse dick in Minecraft and he blew it up with TNT, what a Bonerbrain!

by Duo2Cuo March 31, 2011

Bonerfingers

The act of performing "spirit fingers" in front of your crotch while exclaiming "BONER FINGAHS!" can be used as a method of saying hello, or describing something as awesome.

Person a: oh bonerfingers.
Person b: whats up man.

example 2-

person a: man last night was serious bonerfingers

person b: yeah it was the best party ever

by B Shady October 19, 2008

Boner cozy

when a woman stays on your penis without moving like a cozy

hey babe want to my boner cozy im feeling a little cold down there

by Jeffrey2827382 January 18, 2009

bonerability

(adj) - a measuring tool used to describe how likely a woman is to give a man a boner

Amanda had a 5% bonerability. Sandra on the other hand, was rocking 75% bonerability.

by Dr. ^.^ June 12, 2010

Boner Boxers

Boxers that hide a minor to a massive boner, Typically boxer-briefs, Used when you know hot girls will be around

Person A: Damn That lady looks swell
Person B: I know! good thing I got my Boner Boxers on

by Bonerboxerman July 20, 2010

Boner at a dinner party

1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.

1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.

by Apple Fraz March 10, 2011

Boner

When the blood rushes to your penis and makes it hard

Dude when I near her a got a huge boner

by Hayman6969 March 28, 2017