the birds and the bees

some lame story your parents come up with to tell you about sex.

Kid: How was I born?
Parents: We're going to tell you about the birds and the bees...

by punk0rama October 8, 2003

bird bath

When you or someone else pours champaign down a womans blouse between her breasts

Bend your boobies down girl and let me give you a bird bath..

by RaqCity September 5, 2012

bird penis

Bird penis refers to shoving your dick in a girls ear hole while she eats birdseed out of a dog bowl that's been placed in a refrigerator for at least 30 minutes

I went on a blind date with this chick last night that totally into bird penis. It was awesome!

by SteveTheCreepyPirate June 18, 2014

angry bird

the act of forming ur hand in the shape of a birds beak, and then jabbing someone with said hand, mimicking the action of a bird pecking u and when contact is made u yell out ANGRY BIRD! The only time u can pull this off is when u r trying to converse with a friend but their attention is on their stupid game of angry birds on their stupid iphone. Similar to a "fulmer poke"

I was telling jimmy about my weekend, but all he wanted to do was play angry birds on his iphone. so i angry birded him right in the neck and as he was gasping for air on the floor, not playing his game, i was able to finish telling him about my weekend

by pyro1507 April 23, 2011

Bird Slut

Girl With a big nose that is a slut, or acts in a slutty manner.

Person 1: damnn look at that girls nose,, she trys to get with all the guys

Person 2: Shes a Bird Slut

by Amanda,Taylor,Stevie August 22, 2009

bird eyes

A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.

Dee has those freaky bird eyes.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

numpty bird

Girl that has not mstered the art of walking even at the age of fifteen.
the in-ability to string an inteligent sentance together.

Alanna of the Lee clan is a numpty bird

by Uncle Andy Kiely February 12, 2007