Beach fire

When you go to the beach and the sand is a little too hot and the water is a little too cold.
I just got back from Beach fire! It was as if the beach was making me miserable.
by Crowned Raven March 19, 2021
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beach video

A video of two homos at the beach holding hands Execpt it didnt actually ever exist and fltwt somehow still fall for it everytime its mentioned.
beach video anon: hey so i saw ranboo and tubbo on the beach holding hands but-
the whole of fltwt: HOOLY SHITT!!!!!!
by fruityduotruther August 04, 2021
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Sagamore Beach

A village near the end of the canal home to the most concentrated areas of Crack Addicts (Weldon Park).
Dude, let's go to my hookup in Sagamore Beach he sells cheap!
by captainclusterfunk April 09, 2011
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Spinning Beach Ball of Death

The rainbow-colored beach ball/pinwheel that pops up whenever you force-close an app or your mac is slow.
Guy1: I got the spinning beach ball of death again
Guy2: So? Who cares?
by fakename06 December 29, 2018
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Beach Skunk

What you say when you smell pot at the beach
smells like a beach skunk
by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022
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Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022
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Malexory Beach

A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella
What's the weather like at Malexory Beach?!
by imalwaysdown January 01, 2011
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