by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care mug.I'm over here handing them out to everybody. I didn't 'give you the bat to bludgeon me with.' This is YOU thinking YOU are the main character in every situation that arises before you. I didn't give YOU anything.
Hym "And the people swing the bat are swinging the bat and the people who are getting hit are getting hit. Even if that WERE
the case... That's assault. That's violating the non-aggression principle. So who's going to jail for the assault I'm enduring (according to you). Where is my assault money?
the case... That's assault. That's violating the non-aggression principle. So who's going to jail for the assault I'm enduring (according to you). Where is my assault money?
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
Get the Bat mug.Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025
Get the vampire-bat stroking mug.The most underrated manga of all time written by Naoki Urasawa. It follows the story of a comic
book author named Kevin Yamagata who finds out his character, Billy Bat, is being used in Japan without him knowing. As he travels to Japan, he gets tied into a chain of murders and crimes that all lead to the very bat he created.
book author named Kevin Yamagata who finds out his character, Billy Bat, is being used in Japan without him knowing. As he travels to Japan, he gets tied into a chain of murders and crimes that all lead to the very bat he created.
by Not_Pewdiepie May 26, 2025
Get the Billy Bat mug.When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.
Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.
by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024
Get the Arizona Bat Tunnel mug.When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!
by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024
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