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mr. austin

The most annoying teacher with a limp that somehow go down stairs really fast.
Mr. Austin,"be quiiet guyys, II'll right your naames dowwn" "Mweep Mweep"
by headass slave bitch November 17, 2016
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SFASU (Steven F. Austin State University)

1) Home of the Ratchets
2) Home of all the ugly girls
SFASU (Steven F. Austin State University)
by (C)ant (J)ust (E)ver (S)top February 11, 2013
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jake austin ronci

the love of my life, jake austin ronci. jake is kind and cute and funny. he is lily’s bf!
jake austin ronci and lily r sooooo cute at the football game!
by lilyissocool November 28, 2021
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Pulling an Austin

1. The act of making your phone ring then answering it, pretending you are talking to friends who are in fact not real.

2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.

3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.
Example 1:

*Phone rings*

Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"

Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."

Example 2:

Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."

Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."

Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."

Example 3:

Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."

Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."
by Scoobydog September 30, 2008
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Zach & Austin

A fucking poon. One whom gets pain in his penis when it becomes erect. One whom takes the penis up the but and likes mens nipples on his tounge.
Me: Yo, Wuddup?
Douche: Fuck you!
Me: Your a Zach & Austin!
by Mr. Cartman May 22, 2008
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Mark Austin

The person on ITV news at 10 who calls viewers pedophiles.
My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
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Christopher Austin

Christopher Austin is a black male with a mohawk that has no rizz and gets no bitches. He beats his meat on facetime full of men may i add. he has a few crushes jiselle aka chinselle, alyson griffin, consiglio, and mya nicole. he licks his ps5 when he gets home. he sucks at basketball and he's been ducking multiple people for YEARS
You're acting like a Christopher Austin because you suck at basketball and you have no rizz.
by johnnymuscleman February 17, 2022
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