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Austin

Well, Austin is a nice name, be careful though- he might be a nice guy but he’s crazy into hentai, I mean they might as well call him the greatest gents I addict. But he’s pretty cool- friendly too, another to watch out for is if he has a brother over the age of 18, stay away from him if your a minor
Person A: yoooo, was Austin in class today?
Person B: ya, I saw some weird anime girls on his phone during class..
by lmmaooo February 27, 2022
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Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020
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Austin, the only man who can make you smile while crying. He’s always there for you no matter what the situation is. His smile can light up your face. His dark brown eyes, they’re just so deep and emotional. His teeth shine when he laughs. His body movements are so dorky yet so cute. He’s very loyal and funny. He makes you feel like the only one he’s got. His style is casual yet flavorful. He likes to wear black with small color pops and most definitely some nice jewelry to complete the fit. His hair is kept together in a nice style- always. Austin is very, very smart. He has a big future and so much more.
i love you austin. i’ll wait however long it takes until we can possibly be together..
by ilyilyaustinlolol November 22, 2021
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Austin is a very loving and sweet person. He is one of the nicest guy you will ever meet. He is so funny and loves memes. He is a cute little animal.
Austin- woofs
Me-* pets*
by rasberrylollipop November 27, 2022
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Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.
“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024
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Austin is the type of guy with a deep, sexy voice. He is kind to all people and knows how to respect women. He is emo and by saying that, he likes emo music and dresses like an emo. Although he is very kind, he is broken inside. His past is very broken but he tries to hide it so others won't worry about him. He has a big... you know what I'm talking about. He is stereotyped to be very southern but most of the time isn't. His eyes are gorgeous. If you are dating him, he will make you feel like the only one he cares about. He has amazing humor and can make anyone laugh. His dream job is being a Comidian, actor, or a singer, mainly a Rockstar.
Who is that really funny guy with the deep voice?
You mean Austin?
Yes! Him!
by AngelicGirl May 18, 2022
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One of the most Gigantic pussy’s out there. Can be funny at times and tries to act cool online but in all actuality he has no social life and has a brain hemorrhage when the opposition gender talks to him and simps the hardest u can ever thing of
Guy1:Did hear about Austin.
Guy2:No what?
Guy1:He simps all the time thought he was better than that
Guy2:Wow what a pussy
by Jerryfromearth420 March 6, 2020
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