an ironic term used to describe a peevish, quirky male in his mid-40s who is: either a virgin or close to it, hopelessly in love with a woman or women who never think about him sexually, a complete dork who is unable to communicate with women or anyone else in a non-awkward manner (and who is completely unaware of his awkwardness), yet is nonetheless endearing because of his heart of gold & propensity for loving large aquatic mammals.
Onlooker #1: "Hey look at that dork talking to that gorgeous babe!"
Onlooker #2: "Is she actually SMILING at him? I think she is. Wow."
Onlooker #1: "Yes, she has that look in her eyes like she is about to hug a puppy."
Onlooker #2: "Oh I get it... That dude's not just a dork. He's an Alpha."
Onlooker #1: "I think he's showing her a statuette of a humpback whale.. Yep. Definitely an Alpha."
Onlooker #2: "Is she actually SMILING at him? I think she is. Wow."
Onlooker #1: "Yes, she has that look in her eyes like she is about to hug a puppy."
Onlooker #2: "Oh I get it... That dude's not just a dork. He's an Alpha."
Onlooker #1: "I think he's showing her a statuette of a humpback whale.. Yep. Definitely an Alpha."
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An imaginary thing that dorky men with pimples, horrible voices, terrible dance moves and wierd voices make up. Either a woman, or a dog...aicha will never be real.
"So sweet so beautiful....
Aicha, aicha passing me by, I don't kneew i dont kneeew, aicha in my life..."
Aicha, aicha passing me by, I don't kneew i dont kneeew, aicha in my life..."
by FarmerHo February 1, 2004
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by JohnLuke Picard March 8, 2009
Get the alpha centari mug.A guy which one is too self confident. But behind the hard shell he is a little bit shy and easy to attack.
by MasterofDesasterXat August 17, 2016
Get the Alpha mug."All my favorite TV shows just got canceled and replaced with some pay TV crap nobody's watching!" "Shit, that's so Alpha."
by JarekQQ2d7 November 14, 2016
Get the Alpha mug.An ineffective euphemism for 'slut' which nobody uses anyway. Another definition is "whore."
Alpha Female fails as a term of reference because its definitions are always one syllable words, e.g. hoe.
Alpha Female fails as a term of reference because its definitions are always one syllable words, e.g. hoe.
A: I really hate Jane, she is such a slut.
B: That's politically incorrect. You have to call her 'alpha female.'
B: That's politically incorrect. You have to call her 'alpha female.'
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