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Covid

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The term "Covid" should be implemented when speaking of a person/situation that gets out of hand quickly and with little or no cause (ramping up 0-90 in 3 seconds flat).

This term implies how quickly the Covid-19 virus went from its origin to worldwide pandemic in days.
"One second he seemed calm, the next he went all Covid on them."
"You get my brother talking politics and he will go Covid on it."
by Illogical88 August 7, 2021
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The Covid Test

A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.
Oh please give me "The Covid Test" daddy
by Mr.Hamster January 17, 2021
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Covid-👽

When conspiracists or hoaxers claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of aliens, ghosts, or spirits, which means that someone is safer in the presence of these dark or evil forces.
A number of diehard QAnonists refused to wear any masks at Halloween parties because of their pseudoscientific Covid-👽 beliefs.
by Covido November 1, 2020
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The Covid Test

Where by some drops an absolute stinker and you can either smell it or you can’t, meaning if you can smell it, you don’t have COVID.
“I’ve just farted and it’s awful, if you have 2 sniff of that, you’re a greedy bastard” “I can’t smell anything” you need to go for the Covid test then!
by dylanscott93 November 17, 2020
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Covid-19

A lame ass virus that needs to just fuckoff somewhere over the rainbow where the fuck offs run wild and free
Wow you seriously have covid-19
by mr.fiercefierce December 1, 2021
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covid drunk

The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
"What the hell was wrong with Jennay last night?" "Aw bro she was just COVID drunk"
by Your mate August 8, 2021
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COVIDance

When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
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