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69

The only math problem where both parties get to subtract clothes and add pleasure simultaneously
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about that new restaurant that opened up?"
Person B: "Oh, yeah! I heard their specialty dish is called '69'!"
Person A: "Wait, what? Isn't that just a number?"
Person B: "Well, apparently, it's a delicious combination of spicy chicken and saucy noodles. They really know how to satisfy your cravings!"
Person A: "Wow, that's quite an enticing menu item. I guess they're all about pleasing their customers in more ways than one!"
Person B: "Absolutely! Their slogan is 'Taste the pleasure of perfect harmony!'"
Person A: "Haha, I can't help but wonder if they have any '69' meal deals or discounts. It sounds like a fun way to indulge in some culinary delights!"
Person B: "Who knows? You might just have to go and find out for yourself. Just be prepared for an unforgettable dining experience!"
Person A: "Well, it certainly sounds like a place that knows how to mix pleasure with good food. Count me in!"
Person B: "Bon appétit and enjoy the delicious '69' experience! Just remember to keep an open mind and an empty stomach!"
by Binod, James Binod June 15, 2023
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A: Number between 68 and 70
B: HA ha funni number
A: 67, 68, 69 (hee hee), 70
B: Nice.
by Jocev February 8, 2023
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Iss when the bitch get on the dick, and the git get on the clit. And they go at it... For a bit.
Hey wanna have 69.

Ewwww you're disgusting, now get me a beer woman.
by Sock holder young jit May 11, 2022
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Often referred to as a sexual number. Strange
Hey, wanna do some 69?
by Crazybaby1608 November 8, 2019
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For some reason, humans appear to find this number humorous due to it being related to a method of procreation, it is unknown why they find sexual intercourse humorous.
Hehe 69, nice.” -Human Subject #058.
by Ludsam February 9, 2024
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by Mr.Stinger October 27, 2019
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The position in which two people exchanged bodily fluids in order to create a baby
Person 1- Yo! Did u hear about Sam he did a 69 with Jess

Person 2- That’s awesome
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