Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
mugGet the Santa's Chocolate Fudgemug.

Ella fudge

ella fudge is the worst girl you will ever meet, she will act nice at first but then she becomes a nasty slut bag she is someone you won't wanna be with trust me take my advice and leave when you see her. We hope you don't meet an ella fudge. All other ellas are fine but if its ella fudge don't hang out with her
guy1: hey why is that ella fudge so mean

guy2:yah she is a bitch
guy1: to bad she was nice at first
by ammmmmmy November 10, 2019
mugGet the Ella fudgemug.

german house of fudge

A business in Germany where, for a fee, a person of your choosing will excrete upon your chest
Phil went into the german house of fudge for a good time
by Agame231 October 22, 2017
mugGet the german house of fudgemug.

fudge nuts

when you wipe your ass too far down and smear shit on the back of your nuts
Man I went too hard in the taint and got a case of the fudge nuts.
by an0nyn00se November 17, 2020
mugGet the fudge nutsmug.

Fudge

A fucking replacement for the fucking word known as fuck
by Spidey balls August 12, 2019
mugGet the Fudgemug.

Vulcan Fudge Cutter

The act of giving the Vulcan salute to a females genitals. Make the Vulcan salute, rotate hand downward to look like scissors. You now have made the Vulcan Fudge Cutter. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Fudge is referring to poop on your fingers.
Dude did you give her the shocker?! Nah man, I gave her the Vulcan Fudge Cutter!
by Destin_Perkilicious November 16, 2015
mugGet the Vulcan Fudge Cuttermug.

pink fudge

When a girl doesn't wipe well, so when you go down on her you get a favor mixture.
Yo did you go down on her?

Yea, I almost vomited cus she got some pink fudge.
by 123asdqsc February 15, 2017
mugGet the pink fudgemug.

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