Dirty mayssa

When someone is so horny, they lick thier own tits/balls/penis...
I was so horny last night, I gave myself a dirty mayssa.
by Zakariapussiane August 28, 2021
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dirty laundry

Dirty Laundry is the name given to the act of wiping ones penis on the bed sheets and/or curtins after engaging in anal sex.
After I had anal sex with that homeless chick I couldn't find a towell so I had to dirty laundry it.
by TheMentant October 22, 2011
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Dirty Cartwheel

When you do a one handed cartwheel past someone, and during this you:

1.Ejaculate

2.Vomit

3. Deficate

all three of these must be completed at exactly the same time to acomplish the dirty cartwheel. Although you don't need to do one while going past someone, you can simply do it for the relief.
Wow...I would never be acrobatic enough to pull off a dirty cartwheel on someone.

Man I felt the biggest relief in my entire life after I did a dirt cartwheel...it's like I'm 10 pounds lighter.
by kiribayashi March 03, 2008
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Dirty Rachel

Thick Latina,very attractive,and very active in bed with a tight pussy.
Dirty Rachel Pretty and sexy
by Jayden noveo Mendez June 02, 2020
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Dirty Nancy

A threesome involving two guys and and a young, innocent virgin 18 year old for a pornographic film.
I can't get off to anything less than Dirty Nancy
by wigglex4yeah December 01, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez

To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.
I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.

Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
by Andrew Scriber January 24, 2011
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Dirty Penny

Literally too dirty to even put into words.
April sure gives a good dirty penny.
by Snoopaloopaloop February 17, 2011
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