by Snoopaloopaloop March 4, 2011
Get the Dirty Penny mug.The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer
Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.
I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.
I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.
by MBenji February 8, 2010
Get the Dirty Sheafer mug.When a guy sleeps or recieves oral sex from a girl who has previously within the last 24 hours had sex with another guy or given another guy oral sex.
"wow i cant believe I hooked up with that totally hot girl."
"Dude that i just slept with that girl 5 hours ago, you totally got dirty dicked."
"Dude that i just slept with that girl 5 hours ago, you totally got dirty dicked."
by HandyJobby July 24, 2009
Get the Dirty dicked mug.Jennifer was best known for waiting around bus stop and performing The Dirty Trucker, she was the best at it.
by HarryCherry November 14, 2009
Get the The Dirty Trucker mug.The Act of ejaculating onto a woman's mustache (or ''Caterpillar'') thus allowing her to wipe away the applied semen, similar to a metamorphosis of a caterpillar to a butterfly.
Dan: I blew it all all over Susan's hairy upper lip.
Tony: Can you not say that about my mom!?
Dan: Fine but theres nothing wrong with giving a girl a Dirty Butterfly.
Tony: Can you not say that about my mom!?
Dan: Fine but theres nothing wrong with giving a girl a Dirty Butterfly.
by Avpmaster132004 December 4, 2010
Get the Dirty Butterfly mug.The act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly sexual erotic manner.
i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, intercourse, sandwich dancing, sexual friction, ect.
i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, intercourse, sandwich dancing, sexual friction, ect.
The other night, Harriot and I were bumping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. Family dinner will never be the same.
It was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to bump dirties. Nine months later came the consequence, ME.
It was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to bump dirties. Nine months later came the consequence, ME.
by Danielle A. & Kelly C. December 15, 2008
Get the bump dirties mug.When a toilet bowl is filled with urine, feces, vomit, blood, and semen before being flushed, all delivered from the same individual. Usually accomplished by lustful bulimic men, who find temporary solace in their sorrowful and lonely lives through self-mutilation. Quince or DQ for short.
Entry for 7.17.08: Caught eye contact with Melissa for a moment at work, before she immediately raised her newly bejeweled hand to her face, signaling the obvious. Her embrace would be lovely, but her subtle rejection stings. I will be forever alone, isolated and cursed on an island drifting in a sea of my own dirty quince, lest this absolute and persistent nightmare of an affliction mercifully abandons me.
by leave me, mia August 10, 2008
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