i wanna die

when no nut november begins and u think that ur gonna get thrugh it fine but after a week

you just whant to jump off a building

ha no nut november aint no match for me im fine
(one week later)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant take it anymore i wanna die

by yeetmejam February 18, 2019

t h i c c

the one guy who has hairy legs, and really much flesh on his legs :> (and wearing sexy clothes)

fuck, nigger, nigglet, thicc, t h i c c, alexander, i, dali, graversgaard

by fatmanmcjoke September 4, 2018

I will not be making a purchase

When you’re not gonna @ someone. Avoiding conflict, or simply avoiding something.

Kylie: “ I ate cereal with milk and it changed my life”

Fred: “I will not be making a purchase”

by Dog-Anesthesiologist September 21, 2018

I .

An inside joke usually used by trolls to refer you as an "Idiot" and intead of calling you an "idiot" they call you "eye dot" or "I ." it really confused a bunch of people and it's really funny.

person1: lol u i .
person2: wtf is that

by vex84h September 22, 2018

am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

you knows it, I grows it

An expression of emphatic agreement.

Coming to the party tonight, playa?

You knows it, I grows it!

by Shuaman October 2, 2018

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018