Kassidy Man

A horrible creature made from the deepest and firey pits of hell (aka the field in the back of the school)

If you're ever feeling happy

and never sad
let me introduce you to kassidy man!
she'll harass you attack you and make you cry
forever and always until you die

by Croissant Man April 24, 2024

The Family Man

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse of alternate lives for supposedly not appreciating the one he has.

Don Cheadle makes people go from wating to laugh to wondering where is Spider Man in about 2 seconds when the cashier won't check his ticket in The Family Man.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

OG Gorilla Man

Literally Isaac Mogaka on steroids.
That peach boory distracts everyone

Damn look, It’s OG Gorilla Man wit hella ass on video call.

by Ayuub _ 323 April 3, 2020

doodoo man

A mysterious man who crawls out of your toilet if you don’t flush your shit. Legend has it that it crawls back up your ass while your asleep.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeffery
Person 2: No, what happened to him?
Person: The Doodoo Man got to him last night.

by AmEpic September 10, 2023

Spider-Man

*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time

Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time

by DF_Symbiote September 3, 2019

cock man

i got super bored and searched it nothing popped up

ta know what im ganna do make a defenitoin for cock man on an account provided to me by school

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020

Man Kitten

When a man's pubes have grown so bushy that you no longer can see his dick.

Damn, that man kitten is real fat!

by LuNaTiCxLiFe February 18, 2021